Working Joe

"Working Joes: Brilliantly simple and simply brilliant."

―Tagline for Working Joe advertisements (from Alien: Isolation)

Working Joe
Physical Description
Height	5ft 8 (172.7 cm) [citation needed]
Skin color	White
Distinctions	Eyes change color when hostile Less advanced than W-Y synthetics
Other Information
Homeworld	Earth
Equipment	Karnak PDA KN-5500
Notable individuals	Seegson Working Joe 937
Other names	Seegson Synthetic Joe

The Working Joe is a line of rudimentary androids manufactured and sold by Seegson Corporation. They are encountered aboard the decommissioned space station Sevastopol Station in 2137.

Overview

"You always know a Working Joe."

―Tagline for Working Joe advertisements (from Alien: Isolation)

Unlike the human-resembling synthetics of Weyland-Yutani or Hyperdyne Systems, the Working Joes feature hairless rubber skin, LED eyes, a robotic voice and lack facial movement. While this may actually be a result of inferior technology and manufacturing by Seegson, the models are marketed as being purposely designed this way to make it obvious at a glance that they are synthetics, as opposed to the Weyland-Yutani models that can be easily mistaken for a human being. As such, Seegson heavily markets their product line towards humans who fear the ability of synthetics to pass themselves off as "real people".

While they are considerably stronger than humans, Working Joes are inferior to W-Y models such as Samuels, who was able to effortlessly destroy a Joe with his own hands when provoked.

Seegson offers the Joes as a package of androids and a governing artificial intelligence, (in Sevastopol's case, it was APOLLO). Its marketing approach is twofold:

• The package of androids and centralized AI is more cost-effective than competing synthetic solutions, where each unit is a stand-alone artificial intelligence.
• The obviously-synthetic Joes are (supposedly) less disquieting than human-resembling synthetics; people immediately know that they are dealing with an android instead of discovering that what they thought was a human being is actually a synthetic. As the Joes themselves often say, "You always know a Working Joe."

The majority of Working Joes are the standard model, identifiable by their industrial overalls.

Many archive logs can be picked up in the station that mention the Joes. Some of them are advertisements whilst others are logs recorded by residents that either express a suspicion to them or portray them making a complaint regarding them. Seegson executive B. Ransome in particular, had recorded an angry message of him describing that he had been attacked by one in his apartment.

Variants

Also present on the station is a model easily identified by an even more unsettling and hoarse voice to the typical Joe and full body hazardous environment gear. They are only encountered around APOLLO's core and Reactor Maintenance. They are more resilient to damage received by firearms and craftable items, and are notably immune to the effects of EMP mines and the stun baton. However, they move at an even slower walking pace than the standard model, making them easier to evade.

Characteristics and Behavior

"You and I are going to have a talk about safety"

―Working Joe synthetic in hostile mode (from Alien: Isolation)

The Working Joes possess little independent operating capacity and are completely subservient to the directives of their governing APOLLO A.I. They operate in two modes, identifiable by the color of their "eyes":

• When a Joe's eyes glow white, the Joe is operating per normal parameters. Unless it finds the player in a restricted area or committing a breach of station protocol, it will acknowledge the player's presence but go about its own business (unless its business involves serving the player's immediate needs, like the Requisitions Android).
• When a Joe's eyes glow red, the Joe is hostile. It will approach targets at a brisk walk and attack, grasping, striking, throwing and throttling them, doing damage until they are killed.

The Joe's polite attitudes and formal vocabulary are comically contrasted by their murderous intent when APOLLO overrided their primary synthetic programming.

Interactions with Xenomorphs

"Unidentified species."

―A Working Joe, to a Xenomorph (from Alien: Isolation)

If the Alien and a Working Joe encounter each other, neither the Alien nor the Joe will interact with each other physically; the Joe will go about its business and the Xenomorph will ignore the synthetic. This is likely because the Joe is seen as a simple piece of machinery to the Drone. However, the presence of a dismembered Synthetic in the Gemini Exoplanet Solutions lab module implies that there have been circumstances in which the Alien has attacked a Working Joe or vice versa.

Despite any programmed safeguards, a Joe will not act to protect human beings from the Alien.

Behind the Scenes

The Joes' crude look was inspired by 1970s resuscitation dummies. The androids were originally intended to have brown, rubbery hair, but this was dropped in favor of the sleeker bald-headed design.

The androids' behavior, and by extension Seegson's corporate policy, was inspired by a sign that Alien: Isolation writer Will Porter read in a North Carolina McDonald's restaurant in 1999 — 'Why not ask about our orange drink dispenser?' This statement later evolved into the Joes' line, "Why not ask me about Sevastopol's safety protocols?" but more so struck Porter with its absurdity. "To me, this is the voice of Seegson," Porter later said in an interview. "An ineffectual boardroom (forever leaking talent to the likes of Weyland-Yutani) sending out nothing but self-deluding missives that have little to no use on Earth – let alone for the real people suffering on a dilapidated space station floating alone on the edge of space." Fellow writer Dion Lay went on to explain the Joes' vocal patterns, likening them to "those automated messages you get when you phone a call center — the content of the words are polite and friendly but it's lacking any real sincerity". The darkly comedic way these polite messages are often at odds with the Joes' murderous actions stemmed from Lay's love of cult British television, which often contained similar abstract, understated horror.

Trivia

• It was originally planned to have the Joes quote lines from Shakespeare in a malevolent manner, and this dialogue was even recorded for the game. However, it was ultimately decided it didn't fit with the game world and was cut.
• One of the Working Joe's many animations when standing still is one in which the Joe suddenly begins jogging on the spot for a second. This odd mannerism is a direct reference to the movie Alien and the character Ash, who does the same thing. Ash in turn uses some of the Working Joe's idle animations in his depiction in the game.
  • Similarly, in Seegson Synthetics, a dead body that is later identified to be Smythe can be found with a rolled up magazine down his throat, presumably done by a Working Joe. This is another direct reference to Ash as he attempts to kill Ripley in the same fashion.
• Although they do not appear in the original print novel, Working Joes are mentioned numerous times in the audiobook version of Alien: Out of the Shadows. For example, when describing the nature of Ash to the crew of the Marion, Ellen Ripley says that the Science Officer "was not just a Working Joe, he was totally flawless, took us in".
• The Weyland-Yutani corporate security drones appearing in the comic Aliens: Defiance are cosmetically very similar to Working Joes, although unlike Joes, these androids appear to possess their own personality and individuality, with at least one, Davis One, claiming to have broken free of his programming.

Quotes

• "What are you?" (Noticing the Xenomorph)
• "Unidentified species." (Noticing the Xenomorph)
• "Logging report to APOLLO." (Noticing the Xenomorph)
• "Hazard containment breach logged." (Noticing the Xenomorph)
• "How may I help you?" (Friendly)
• "I don't believe I've had the pleasure." (Friendly)
• "What do you need to know today?" (Friendly)
• "I will be with you shortly." (Friendly)
• "With Seegson, there is someone behind you. Helping you. Every single step of the way." (Friendly)
• "Seegson and Sevastopol, an outpost of progress." (Friendly)
• "APOLLO and the Working Joe. Working together for a safer, better connected Sevastopol." (Friendly)
• "All visiting corporate representatives must report to their nearest synthetic." (Friendly)
• "To laugh is to...Hmmm...Yes..." (Friendly)
• "We hope you will join us for the journey." (Friendly)
• "Seegson. Tomorrow, together." (Friendly)
• "Are you lost?" (Friendly)
• "You are carrying some dangerous items." (Friendly)
• "Your presence has been logged." (Friendly)
• "We don't forget the little details when seeing the big picture." (Friendly)
• "Good day." (Friendly. Also heard when killing Hughes)
• "You always know a Working Joe." (Friendly)
• "If you find this facility in a state that isn't to your liking, please let us know." (Friendly)
• "I am inexpensive. I am reliable. You know my face. The Working Joe." (Friendly)
• "APOLLO is reporting a good service throughout Sevastopol." (Friendly)
• "Seegson. Relentless in the pursuit of affordable quality." (Friendly)
• "This is a Seegson assisted installation." (Friendly)
• "Interested in our Working Joe android range? Talk to Seegson." (Friendly)
• "If my services do not meet Seegson's standards, please log a complaint." (Friendly)
• "We're experiencing a heightened containment hazard level today." (Friendly)
• "Hmmm." (Noticing)
• "Is anybody there?" (Noticing)
• "Something amiss?" (Noticing)
• "Hello? Who's there?" (Noticing)
• "Strange." (Noticing)
• "Protected area compromised." (Noticing)
• "I hope that weapon is registered." (Noticing a weapon)
• "I assume you have a permit for that weapon." (Noticing a weapon)
• "This is a break of multiple safety directives." (Noticing a weapon)
• "Firearms can cause serious injury. Let me assist you." (Noticing a weapon)
• "What was that sound?" (Hearing a gunshot)
• "Where did that come from?" (Hearing a gunshot)
• "A weapon. I'd better investigate." (Hearing a gunshot)
• "A firearm, most concerning." (Hearing a gunshot)
• "An unortharised use of lighting equipment." (Noticing a flare)
• "Pyrotechnic lighting, I should investigate." (Noticing a flare)
• "This seems somewhat irregular." (Noticing a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "Now where did that come from?" (Noticing a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "Now where's that come from?" (Noticing a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "I'll get to the bottom of this." (Noticing a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "Who's responsible for this?" (Noticing a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "This really won't do." (Noticing a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "This is impinging on my schedule." (Noticing a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "What are you playing at?" (Noticing a flare, noisemaker etc. Only heard if Joe has encountered player more than once)
• "Was that you?" (Noticing a flare, noisemaker etc. Only heard if Joe has encountered player more than once)
• "I've been very patient with you so far." (Noticing a flare, noisemaker etc. Only heard if Joe has encountered player more than once)
• "I know that was you." (Noticing a flare, noisemaker etc. Only heard if Joe has encountered player more than once)
• "Please stop this." (Noticing a flare, noisemaker etc. Only heard if Joe has encountered player more than once)
• "Another problem?" (Inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "A potential hazard." (Inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "What's this?" (Inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "That's not a toy." (Inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "Out of place" (Inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "This doesn't usually happen." (Inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "Who is responsible for this? Very irresponsible." (Inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "Does this belong to you?" (To the Xenomorph or fellow Joe when inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "Did that belong to you?" (To the Xenomorph or fellow Joe when inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "Would you like to tell me where this came from?" (To the Xenomorph or fellow Joe when inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "I'll assume that didn't combust all on its own." (When inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "Somebodies made a mess." (Inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "Curious." (Inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "That's odd." (Inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "What have we here?" (Inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "This shouldn't be here." (Inspecting a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "What happened to you?" (Inspecting a dead Joe)
• "I will inform APOLLO on your behalf." (Inspecting a dead Joe)
• "Hmmm. Far beyond repair." (Inspecting a dead Joe)
• "That was an expensive mistake." (Inspecting a dead Joe)
• "You'll have to take responsibility for that." (Inspecting a dead Joe)
• "Unprotected flames are extremely dangerous and entirely unadvisable." (Inspecting a flare)
• "These items carry notable health risks when alight and inhaled (Inspecting a flare)
• "Now. Where was I?" (Inspection finishes)
• "I know you're there." (Investigating)
• "Something still amiss here." (Investigating)
• "I will find you, you know." (Investigating)
• "Come out, come out, wherever you are." (Investigating)
• "Seegson protocols demand that I find you immediately." (Investigating)
• "So tiresome, come out please!" (Investigating)
• "Are you playing a game with me?" (Investigating)
• "I need to speak to you." (Investigating)
• "Now where did you go?" (Investigating)
• "I'm sure this is a misunderstanding." (Investigating)
• "This area is restricted, and I know you're here." (Investigating)
• "APOLLO will require a detailed report." (Investigating)
• "On-top of innumerable duties, now I have an interloper." (Investigating)
• "Unexplained disturbances are most troubling." (Investigating)
• "There could be someone who requires assistance." (Investigating)
• "I'm not going anywhere. You might as well show yourself." (Investigating)
• "I'm sure there's someone here." (Investigating)
• "I've got all day you know." (Investigating)
• "There's no reason to be shy". (Investigating)
• "Whatever you are, wherever you're hiding, I am a very patient machine." (Investigating)
• "I'm a very sophisticated machine. I will find you." (Investigating)
• "I can't help you if I can't find you." (Investigating)
• "When I find you we can discuss all this." (Investigating)
• "I'll get to the bottom of all this." (Investigating)
• "Seegson politely requests that you come back." (Investigating)
• "I can wait. I can wait for you for a very long time." (Investigating)
• "Now, where did you go?" (Investigating)
• "It appears to be coming from the vents." (Investigating when player is in ventilation shafts)
• "Come out of the vent system please." (Investigating when player is in ventilation shafts)
• "You're not allowed in there." (Investigating when player is in ventilation shafts)
• "Alarm activated, investigation commencing." (Investigating. Only heard when the player is spotted by alarm camera.)
• "Alarm detected, area will be examined." (Investigating. Only heard when the player is spotted by alarm camera.)
• "Investigating disturbance." (Investigating. Only heard when the player is spotted by alarm camera.)
• "As I thought. Unfortunate." (Investigation finishes)
• "A synthetic's work is never done." (Investigation finishes)
• "A synthetic's day is never done." (Investigation finishes)
• "Returning to assigned tasks." (Investigation finishes)
• "I am required by APOLLO. Aborting search." (Investigation finishes)
• "Existing tasks have a higher priority." (Investigation finishes)
• "A wild goose chase. As suspected." (Investigation finishes)
• "Core duties have been neglected. For no gain." (Investigation finishes)
• "Abandoning search routines." (Investigation finishes)
• "Another clear waste of Seegson's time." (Investigation finishes)
• "Your failed support request has been logged with APOLLO." (Investigation finishes)
• "Back to work." (Investigation finishes)
• "A pity I couldn't be of service" (Investigation finishes)
• "Hmmm...Time wasted yet again." (Investigation finishes)
• "Gone. A waste of both our time." (Investigation finishes)
• "Gone. How inconsiderate." (Investigation finishes)
• "I only wanted to help." (Investigation finishes)
• "Tch. Service support ticket removed from queue." (Investigation finishes)
• "On top of innumerable duties, now I have an interloper." (Investigation finishes)
• "I've been looking for you." (Finding you hiding in a locker)
• "Found you." (Finding you hiding in a locker)
• "Come with me, please." (Begins chasing)
• "Follow me, please." (Begins chasing)
• "You shouldn't be here." (Begins chasing)
• "You really shouldn't be here." (Begins chasing)
• "What are you doing here?" (Begins chasing)
• "This could require my attention." (Begins chasing. Also heard when noticing a flare, noisemaker etc)
• "There. You're still here then." (Begins chasing. Only heard if Joe has encountered player more than once)
• "I knew you were still here. You're going to have to be more careful." (Begins chasing. Only heard if Joe has encountered player more than once)
• "Ah, there. You can't hide forever." (Begins chasing. Only heard if Joe has encountered player more than once)
• "I saw that. Are we playing a game? (Begins chasing. Only heard if Joe has encountered player more than once)
• "I heard that. You're getting careless." (Begins chasing. Only heard if Joe has encountered player more than once)
• "You do not have an appointment." (Begins chasing. Only heard during scripted event)
• "You need an appointment." (Begins chasing. Only heard during scripted event)
• "This facility is off-limits to visitors, unless they are part of the Sevastopol sales tour." (Begins chasing. Only heard during scripted event)
• "Running causes accidents." (Chasing)
• "I don't understand what you're doing." (Chasing)
• "I'll have to report this." (Chasing)
• "This isn't authorized in this facility." (Chasing)
• "It appears you and I have a problem." (Chasing)
• "Don't run." (Chasing)
• "This is a safety breach, and will not be tolerated." (Chasing)
• "This is an entirely unauthorized alert, please stop interfering." (Chasing)
• "You are testing my patience." (Chasing)
• "I just want to help." (Chasing)
• "I'm going to catch you." (Chasing)
• "Why not ask me about Sevastopol's safety protocols?" (Chasing and friendly)
• "You and I are going to have a talk about safety." (Chasing)
• "You're making me waste company time." (Chasing and investigating)
• "Let me help you." (Attacking)
• "There's no need for this." (Attacking)
• "You are becoming hysterical." (Attacking)
• "Please, calm down." (Attacking)
• "Are you quite finished?" (Getting attacked)
• "Tut, tut." (Getting attacked. Also heard when attacking Hughes)
• "Now, now." (Getting attacked)
• "My turn now." (Getting attacked)
• "That stings." (Getting attacked)
• "This isn't the answer." (Getting attacked)
• "This is futile." (Getting attacked)
• "Unwarranted." (Getting attacked)
• "Don't do that." (Getting attacked)
• "Really?" (Getting attacked)
• "Only wild animals fear fire" (Getting attacked by flamethrower)
• "I am built to withstand temperatures of up to 1210 degrees." (Getting attacked by flamethrower or molotov)
• "That was irresponsible." (Getting attacked by flamethrower or molotov)
• "Be careful with that." (Getting hit by a molotov)
• "That was very dangerous." (Getting hit by a molotov)
• "I can't see you." (Getting hit by a flashbang)
• "I can't see you. Where are you?" (Getting hit by a flashbang)
• "I am unable to locate you." (Getting hit by a flashbang)
• "What is this?" (Getting hit by a flashbang)
• "What's going on here?" (Getting hit by a flashbang)
• "I'm glad we resolved this". (Killing a survivor)
• "Hush now." (Killing a survivor)
• "I only wanted to help." (Killing a survivor)
• "Let's resolve this amicably." (Only heard when attacking Hughes)
• "Hold still." (Killing a survivor. Also heard when killing Waits)
• "You are entering a restricted area. Please leave." (Only heard during scripted event)
• "Ripley, Amanda. You have now been logged with APOLLO. Welcome to Sevastopol." (Only heard during scripted event)
• "All new employees must attend an emergency procedure training session. Talk to your line manager for induction times." (Only heard during scripted event)
• "Log and store recording, Seegson access only." (Only heard during scripted event when Joe turns off Samuels' message)
• "Components Warehouse. Row 1, stack B. Follow me." (Only heard during scripted event when Amanda asks a requisition android for a compression cylinder)
• "Weyland-Yutani synthetic registered. Attempted unauthorized access." (Only heard during scripted event)
• "Please congregate at your nearest Fire Assembly Point. This is not a drill. Do not panic" (Only heard during scripted event)
• "To sleep, perchance to dream." (Gurgled when being killed)

Appearances

• Alien: Isolation (comic)
• Alien: Isolation/novel
• Alien: Out of the Shadows (audio drama) (mentioned only)

Gallery

The earlier version of the Working Joe model, which featured a blue outfit and a different face.

A comparison of the pre-alpha demo and release version of the Working Joes.

One of the first Working Joes encountered aboard Sevastopol Station.

Joes in stasis aboard Sevastopol.

A Working Joe in Sevastopol's hospital wing.

A requisitions android in stasis.

A requisitions android awakened by Amanda.

Close-up of a hostile Working Joe.

Various "mannequin" versions of the Joes in the Synthetic Showroom located in Seegson Synthetics which were supposedly intended for "display purposes only".

Ditto.

A cosplay guide to the standard Working Joe outfit.

Smythe, one of the numerous crewmembers ruthlessly murdered by a Joe.

Screenshots of various Hazardous Environment Joes in action.

A Hazardous Environment Joe lurking around the station.

A Hazardous Environment Joe prepared to strike Amanda.

The Working Joe that had attacked Ransome in his apartment.

"That stings."

"Found you."

One of the many advertisements for a Working Joe on-board Sevastopol.

Graffiti sprayed by survivors regarding the Joes. Possibly as a warning.

Ditto.

A Working Joe meets the Sevastopol Drone.

Original sketch of a Working Joe by Tristan Jones.

Behind the scenes

Concept art of both Joes.

Concept art showing a group of survivors cautiously standing near a decapitated Working Joe.

Concept art of a presumed Working Joe attacking two survivors.

Concept art of a decapitated Working Joe.